Little man (turned 6 last month) was pondering in the kitchen yesterday before church.
"I know why Heavenly Father and Jesus made us!", he said, "so they can have fun watching us." (well, yes Noah, i'm sure they do have fun watching you....we sure do.)
Later in sacrament meeting (the family meeting in our church where we partake of the sacrament and renew our baptisimal convenants), Noah needed to use the bathroom....."Dad I know I won't get any ice cream (yes, we bribe our children to be good in church with ice cream - it works! they are supposed to use the bathroom before the meeting starts, and sit reverently through the meeting), but I think that it's more important that I take care of my health."
After returning from the bathroom, with all earnestness in his face, he rushed in, sat down, and said "what did I miss?" This was particularly hilarious to us, as we are quite certain that he has yet to be aware of anything that has been said or done in sacrament meeting.